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| My wife flew out to the game. She's always wanted to visit New York City so I broke down and bought her that Rutgers game package. | |
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| Has she ever been to New York City before? | |
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| God, no. Her idea of a big city is Iowa City. | |
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| Well, she'll be right at home. New York is filled with liberals, bars, and historic buildings on the verge of being turned into overpriced apartment complexes. | |
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| That's more or less what I told her. | |
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| And I hoped you warned her not to expect too much from the burritos. | |
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