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 | My wife flew out to the game. She's always wanted to visit New York City so I broke down and bought her that Rutgers game package. |  |
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 | Has she ever been to New York City before? |  |
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 | God, no. Her idea of a big city is Iowa City. |  |
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 | Well, she'll be right at home. New York is filled with liberals, bars, and historic buildings on the verge of being turned into overpriced apartment complexes. |  |
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 | That's more or less what I told her. |  |
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 | And I hoped you warned her not to expect too much from the burritos. |  |
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