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 | Gentleman, I say you accompany me to the opera show tonight. I hear they're going to be performing some of Maria Callas' most popular songs. | |
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| Sorry, dude. I have a monster truck rally to attend. | |
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| Yikes! People actually go to those? Then they wonder why our civilization still has people with little to no culture. | |
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| Whoa, relax. I'm assuming those are your regular prescription glasses and not your cultural ones, right? | |
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| My what? | |
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| Your cultural glasses. Maybe if you were to put on your pair of them, you would understand that one cannot have more or less culture than anyone else. I guess I don't have culture since I am not able to perceive the world as ignorantly as you do. | |
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