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 | Hey, Tiger. I coined another word today. |  |
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 | Smell you, dude. |  |
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 | "Ballzheimer's Disease". It's when you've been with your wife so long you forget, you know, you got junk. And yes, I tried to come up with a female version because I'm all about gender parity and whatnot. |  |
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 | Hate to burst your bubble, but you told that exact same one to me, like, three weeks ago. |  |
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 | Okay, well, try this one on for size: "Snowdenfreude." It's when you get a vast amount of pleasure from hacks like that Sony thing and the DNC thing, and Wikileaks. You know, Snowden, like Edward Snowden? |  |
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 | Yeah, I don't know who that is. Back to the drawing board. |  |
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