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The Colonel by TrickFlowFive0 on 09-11-2016
"I know the weather is crazy out here, but can you give our viewers a quick rundown of your new restaurant?" said Bill.
"Bill, I'm not sure what you're asking, I don't own a restaurant." Jimmy said, puzzled.
"Sure you don't, Colonel Sanders." Bill laughed. "Man, you really look like the old crispy Colonel, even out here in the rain."
"I really don't appreciate you poking fun at my spray tan, son. I'll come over there and tune you up!" Jimmy barked.
"You're quick Bill, I'll give you that. How's my profile from this angle?" Jimmy asked.
"Sixty-five years old, loves chicken, couldn't wing a short interview in a Hurricane. That's what your profile looks like, chicken man!" said Bill hysterically.
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