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THE LIFE SPAN OF FLIES - "The Mentor" by M_Pelfrey on 09-08-2016
Hey, Chief. You got a minute? I got something that's been gnawin' at my brain and I'd kinda like to get it off my chest.
Oh, Hey Slick. Sure. Speak your mind.
I've given this a lot of thought, and I think I'd really like to "mentor" you.
You want to "mentor" me? I'm... I don't follow...
I'm not sure how else to say it, Chief. I want to sculpt you into the most powerful version of you that's ever walked on this planet. I think, essentially, you're a great person. But at the same time, there's some tweaks I'd like to try.
What's kind of amazing here, is that this isn't even the strangest thing he's said to me TODAY.
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