A tourist visits the Roman Colosseum... |
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| If these walls could talk, they would be OUTRAGED at the crumbling condition of this stone... | |
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| What an idiot...I'm a relic, what does he expect! | |
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| Well, I'm disappointed...I thought the colosseum would be more impressive than THIS! | |
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| I wish you could have been here 1000 years ago...in the LION'S DEN! | |
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Suddenly, the tourist trips on a crumbling step, and falls 500 feet ... |
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| whoops!.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | |
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| What a SPECTACLE!...Just like the old days...sigh. | |
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