A tourist visits the Roman Colosseum... |
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 | If these walls could talk, they would be OUTRAGED at the crumbling condition of this stone... |  |
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 | What an idiot...I'm a relic, what does he expect! |  |
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 | Well, I'm disappointed...I thought the colosseum would be more impressive than THIS! |  |
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 | I wish you could have been here 1000 years ago...in the LION'S DEN! |  |
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Suddenly, the tourist trips on a crumbling step, and falls 500 feet ... |
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 | whoops!.....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |  |
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 | What a SPECTACLE!...Just like the old days...sigh. |  |
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