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Full Metal Wedding by Explosive_Calm on 08-30-2006
Betty is happy. Today she is getting married. But her husband to be is creating a few problems...
Oh, what a glorious day. Wait, Derrek, what the hell do you think you're doing?
Getting married to you reminds me of back in 'Nam, sir.
Betty is horrified by her future husband's actions. He is a dick. A big dick. Which is why she was marrying him. But...
Why does it? Surely I'm not so bad?
Your body reminds me of the jungle. And your neediness reminds me of all that time I spent in capture.
Now she is scared. And pissed. More pissed than the time she accepted his proposal of marriage. Damn those drinks.
Well then, mister. Why are you marrying me?
Because war is great! Let's finish our vows and shoot some stuff in the name of our father! God creates, I desecrate. Now get down and give me fifty, maggot!
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