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Moron Of the 21st Century by Lilytran on 08-11-2016
So have invisible man and you ever video call yet? Doesn't it crosses toothy grin's mind to ever think that what if you are just a bored fat old ugly woman who pretend to be this bad ass 4 packs abs sexy viet babe on the Vietnamcupid site just to entertain herself ... because after all you did not post your pictures on Vietnamcupid.... Therefore, you are just this empty-faceless pony tail female cartoon character on the dating site ... hehehe
Originally I did not post my picture because I want to attract the kind of men who sincerely like my personality first thru what I have written in my profile...instead of wanting to contact me just due to a pretty picture... But phooyeeee Men are 100% ++ VISUAL creatures so I end up posting a single blurry black+white picture showing clearly just my nice smiley white teeth to attract whoever would like a toothy grin woman...hehehe...But to answer your question....No we didn't do video call yet bcuz I thought let just surprise each other in Coral Baja...hihihi....Yesterday I did something out of the norm and sort of riske even to myself....I sent Sean a bunch of romantic moments kinds of pictures that I depict in my romantic minds as being sweet romantic moments pictures... but now as I think of it...the pictures does have a touch of erotica..!!...Maybe I should not have done that... but the wild+riske side of me tempted me to send him some fantasies pictures becuz that may put Sean in the mood to get into the fantasy mode for my bucket list wish.... hehehehe
WHAT!!! woman you have already asked toothy grin the invisible man whom you have never even met yet to go on a vacation with you to Coral Baja??? I would love to stop cussing but I simply can't at this crazy mental asylum situation that you are in....F@@KING crazy that you would want to take a grown man with a wild bad boy past on a fantasy wish trip to a romantic resort in Mexico... but he have to be invisible under the belt line due to your constricted standard of ya ya ya ya ya old school belieft... But yet you sent him romantic fantasy pictures with a touch of erotica to rev up his testosterone level??? S@@T, do you think that your fantasy pictures with a touch of erotica would burst his testosterone yearning or put a lid on his bursting testosterone level girlfriend??....hehehehe
Hummmm..... I guess you are right becuz right after I sent all those romantic/erotica pictures to Sean.... I do felt silly becuz it was not proper to my standard... OOOPSSS oh well what done is done... I invited Sean + his son to go on a real vacation with me so at least the man now know that I am not just some bored fat ugly woman lurking on the internet to entertain myself ... hehehe.... Due to those romantic/erotica pictures along with my S & M comic, we sort of gotten into this sexy chat about bondage and fire and ice.....Sean asked me is fire + Ice a BJ... At first I didn't truly understand what is a BJ so becuz I was still thinking about S & M ....I thought a BJ was a blindfold job... but Sean said NO... so innocently I google BJ out of curiosity and I almost fell off my chair dying of laughing so hard for about 1/2 hour bcuz... BJ = Blow Job NOT blindfold job.... hahahaha
Damn woman.... moron would be a much more better sounding word than retardation that I would like to brand you right now like they have brand a cow.... hehehe.... Lily what planet do you belong in?? Or what period of time are you actually living in?? Hello !!!! Hello !!!! Anybody there in that brain of yours?? Hello we are living on the Earth and the period of time we are living in is the 21st century!!!! That mean everything goes liberally nowaday and very freely so I have to say it again ... Hello Moron....Lily, nowaday everyone knows what is Fire + Ice or what a BJ is.... Poor you woman, tell me do you know about the bird and the bees and how babies are made don't you??... hahahaha
Sheeshhhh.... you don't have to be so mean girlfriend.... and yes... I do know about the birds and the bees and how babies are made... thank you very much.... I do pride myself on being hardly touched by men... hihihi... you know... no free valet parking in my garage because I want to chose what kind of car to park in my garage myself ... hehehe.....I don't know about you and others but there are men out there who would prefered to be with an innocent non-wild naive woman or what you brand a moron or a retard of a woman.... because she is still in mint condition and not so rusty hihihi.... you know how certain thing once being expose to too much liquid..... would end up rusting very badly.... hehehehe
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