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 | Only one can win. Except in the uneven parallel bars at the World Championships in Glasgow--an unheard of four-way tie. |  |
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 | You shouldn't tease a tiger. Heck, you shouldn't tease any kitty! |  |
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 | How do you race when you can't see anything for the last 50 meters? |  |
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 | Don't yell out when the swimmers are on the blocks, 'kay? |  |
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 | No mention of any of the protests and what is it? An interim president in Brazil? No T-shirts may protest silently either. |  |
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 | Her mom can't watch which seems weird until I imagine myself the parent of a gymnast. I may just have to step out too, chew my bubblegum cigarette, or at least blow out some powdered sugar. |  |
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