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 | And G-d said, let there be Bee Gees. And G-d said, what does that lyric mean--more than a woman? |  |
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 | And the TV said, Columbo or Olympics--how is one to decide? |  |
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 | And G-d said, I like them all. And on the night of the seventh day, G-d and the TV rested. |  |
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