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| And G-d said, G-d helps those who stir the peanut butter with the oil on the top well. | |
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| And G-d said, Let there be odd sentences and misplaced modifiers. | |
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| And G-d said, You work too hard, take a day off. And G-d said, Get up off your lazy bum already, capisce? | |
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| And G-d said, Why is capisce spelled so weirdly? | |
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| And G-d ate toasted marshmallows and offered you a bag but warned you not to eat them all at once. And it was good. | |
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