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 | I got an email from Michelle Obama. The subject line reads, "unfortunately." | |
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| "unfortunately" with the "u" lower case? That's not from Michelle. | |
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| But get this, three days later, I get an email from Barack Obama with the subject line, "I need you." | |
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| Are you sure it wasn't from Bill Clinton? Thinking you were, like, female? Well, "unfortunately," you've been spending too much time reading your spam. And Obama has Michelle, what does he need you for? | |
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| Donations to Bill's wife? | |
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| People say the government knows everything about us, but they obviously haven't seen your bank account! | |
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