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Connection. U Feel Me? Yeah, I Feel U. by tellio on 08-04-2016
Our talking head tries to define connection. Good luck with that.
Rolling 3-2-1...
Connection is...manifold not monofold...no, wait that's bullsh#t.Do over, do over!
Take two. More bullsh#t, less conviction.
Rolling 3-2-1...
Connection is...not monolithic, it's multilithic...aw crap that's not even a freaking word.
White guy with drink gets a little help from Tony Clifton, used connection salesman.
I got lots of connections, buddy. There is the “skin yer knuckle using the wrench kind”. There is the “ultra lo whale/elephant vibe “kind. There is the “pickpocket brushing your back pocket to steal your phone” kind. There is the “I’m gonna keep banging on your door till you answer” kind. There is the sweet singing under the window kind. And, my favorite, the "guy selling you a used connection from a nice old lady who only drove it on Sunday" connection.You feel me?
Got it.
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