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 | I just heard. I'm depressed. Where am I going to go now? There really is no place to go. |  |
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 | When I'm depressed I usually go to a bar, alone, with lots of cologne on. |  |
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 | I'm not doing that. Good grief, that's pathetic. I'm probably gonna just bite the bullet and go to a paywall site. |  |
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 | Well, good luck. But if that doesn't work out I have a bottle of Obsession For Men that I'm happy to part ways with. |  |
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 | I'm an Old Spice guy. Always works for me. |  |
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 | I'm sure it's working its ass off right now. I hope you're paying it a living wage. |  |
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