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 | How come people say, "I'm reading the good book," but people don't say, "I'm reading the bad book"? |  |
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 | I dunno. Is your book a good book or a bad book? Which? |  |
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 | Oh, this? It's a placemat. I was just getting ready for lunch. |  |
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 | Well, is it a good placemat or a bad placemat? Which? |  |
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 | It's a "Wizard of Oz" placemat with a picture of the bad or wicked witch melting like a slice of swiss on a burger. |  |
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 | Mmm, holy. Good. |  |
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