| Mr. Hairyface is a man. He has a hairy face. Sometimes he thinks his name is ironic. Other times he think it's just stupid. |
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 | I'm Mr. Hairyface and I like meeting people. | |
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| You can meet me if you want. | |
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| But Mr. Hairyface is ignorant, and only wants to meet hot girls. The person he's meeting isn't hot. Or a girl. They are a monkey. |
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| Why would I want to meet you? Where's the girls at? | |
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| What's wrong with me? Anyway, you should be less picky you ugly git. Be happy of the company I'm offering. | |
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| So he tells the monkey to go away, and goes back to his dark home where he switches on his computer and tries to find girls that way. |
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| Hello girls. I can finally talk about Johnny and Orly. OMG!!!! They're lyk tha hottest!!!! | |
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| I think so 2!!!! I want their baybees!!!! ...Hope he doesn't find put I'm the monkey... | |
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