One man is on a quest for wisdom in the swamps of Dagobah... |
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| I'm looking for the mighty Yoda. Star Maps has him down as living around here. | |
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| He's not here right now. He had one too many to drink last night and he's got real bad diarrhoea now. | |
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... He's not exactly finding it... |
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| sh#t. When will he be back? I have to fit him in between visiting Endor and killing a few of those Gungan bastards on Naboo. | |
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| It doesn't matter now. I used the Force to send our asses to Tattooine. | |
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| f#*king #&@!! I hate the desert! Well are you sending us back? | |
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| Nope. I'm off to get laid with some Twilek dancing girls. See ya'z later, foo. | |
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