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 | Herro to you! Would you rike to eat at my restaurant over there? |  |
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 | What is a "rike"? I don't speak Asian. Can you just run along and get me some Sweet & Sour Chicken and a fortune cookie? |  |
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 | I speaking perfect Engrish! You have a rittle dick, white man! |  |
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 | He doesn't understand one word I just said. |  |
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 | RITTLE DICK WHITE MAN! |  |
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 | Uh oh. I appeared to have angered it. I knew I should have eaten at Denny's. |  |
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