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 | How much for a good hard shag? |  |
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 | Please wait while I check inside my pants for a penis... |  |
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 | Side! Your wang is not fit to be my toothpick! I go... |  |
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 | Your words distress me. I will seek consolation in another strawberry daquiri... |  |
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 | I have AIDS. |  |
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 | And I have beads. Fancy a tumble in yonder windmill for old times' sake? |  |
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