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Brain Callous by 20haileyg on 06-17-2016
Phenomenal (clairvoyance) predicts the future!!! She predicts that a twelve-year old boy will be rid of his (chronic) illness that has kept him in the hospital for six months!
What a load of bananas. How can anyone believe this? Good thing I developed a figurative (callous) on my brain to not let nonsense like this sink in when I was young and gullible.
She has just predicted (caustic) acid is in the basement of a duck in a neighborhood called Tustin. Police are investigating it now.
Hey that's my (belligerent) neighbor who starts fights with everyone.
Without Madame Furry Paws, that up-to-no-good duck would have poured that acid all over the city.
What...? How...? My mind is blown. I guess my brain isn't as figuratively calloused as I thought it was.
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