| In which we find our hero, Side Action, trying desperately to make a connection |
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| Sure it is, baby. You don't think I really look like Kip from Napoleon Dynamite, do you? | |
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| He is perhaps a bit premature. |
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| I'm not sure I'm ready to use a Webcam. Why is that volcano exploding? Is that supposed to be symbolic or something? | |
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| Pay no attention to that! And concentrate on my boyish good looks glorious head of thick silky hair. | |
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| Ok, I'm afraid we're going to have to delete your account. Again. You jokers never learn do you. You see, son, the internet is a wonderful tool for learning, for the sharing of information. It's not a plaything for adolescent minded types likes yourself. What's so damn funny? | |
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| You said "tool". | |
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