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Chick Goes To Outer Space by SideAction on 08-28-2006
MAMA MIA! I'm-a so-a sorry the lobster took-a so long!
Umm, I didn't order that.
Yes-a you did! I just-a know you said-a that you-a wanted the lobster!
I don't have teeth.
Just eat the f#*king lobster buddy, because someone else wants chicken marsala, and I'm not in the mood to cook rice or whatever the f#*k else is going to please your yellow ass just so I can fatten you the hell up to sit you next to some parsley and some noodles for a more important customer.
What customers? We're on f#*king Mars.
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