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 | Well Jeff you were a pretty "Mediocre" and not the best body guard... | |
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| Your death is pretty "Mundane" for me and I'm lacking interest. You see I meant for you to die so I could take your place. *Evil Laugh* | |
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| I can't believe I was so "Oblivious" and wasn't aware enough to care about that "Ominous" and threatening music you always played. | |
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| Well Mr. President, or should I say Mr. Dead President I must be going to take your place. Maybe if you weren't so "Negligent" and had such lack of concern none of this would've happened. | |
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| *To Be Continued Next Week On LifeTime* |
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| ....But little does he know, I'm not actually dead! .... Or the President! | |
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