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Sandbox Tid bits of drama by stella on 08-27-2006
Sabu and Cantrel
Sabu you slithering snake! Ohh..ah...yes, snake. *wriggles in desk chair* It's a devilish night Sabu, fetch my pitch fork [devil] so I can see if your meat is done! isn't that how it's done at BURGER WORLD hun? SABU non-human klutz! I am talking to you!
Cantrel, you harlot! I'm certain there is a large Big bird for you to fly away on just leaving with your name on it! Wait, this homeless man comes in tonight right, and he buys for his dollar menu crap with all pennies (Cantrel would do similar ([eyes]) . Pleeeze! [pee yew icon] Lord he was rank. JANEY! Call the fire department! Hose the man down for a shower! JANE! 89, 90....Let's see 240 fries times 24 burgers (stuff on in Cantrel's mouth *ohhh*) Y = pie! Apple that is!
Jeever and Janey (All my Ex's live in Texas!)
Hi Janey? How are you? I rode my bike through a puddle in the middle of town 3 times and THEN a car splashed me on my way to the country sunshine in my native fishing wharf town of Jeever land!
Hi Sunshine! How are you? Had any scones lately? The cub has been running in circles literally in the living room for about 3 hours straight. My house almost burned to the ground. Yup! and Pummi still leaves those lame ass cop donut picture links [ cop icon] sheeze! I had a Prostitute and a drunk comparing notes all night long. she yells "RUBBERS! RUBBERS!" one more time and I'm gonna fixate those fishnet stockings of hers around that *giggles* tart wig! Siur ROSS!
Ah..Raven you are the magic in my hat (I'm not saying I'm invisable cantrel (*oh personal note about being nervous*), the sunshine in my morning the hump...I mean lump! (gosh her mother is here.) Cantrel should have revised these vows me and Raven chose to write ourselves. I can't remember a thing. I hope Arq still has the 4 carats she wanted. Tonight, it's all about those carats...yes, she will be a happy woman. I love her. she's got big knockers. Ohh..yeah, and happiness and love and...shoot! I wanted to say sex.....
Always the blushing bride! I had like 200 shoes to pick from and I narrowed it down to 50! I wonder if the black lace boots Pummi showed me will work under this dress? It sure would make a nice drool for the garter part! [hehe] I love and cherish the bod..I mean the man. He is my heart. I didn't say hard on did I? He keeps looking up at my boobs. [eyes] The priest looks like a horn dog. I wonder who will catch the flowers? A virtual throw in the sandbox, YES! I DO! I DO!
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