| pummi surfs just a bit too far out... |
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 | Ma'am, I'm from the Coast Guard and we've seen you surfing out in international waters. I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to come back to the naval base with me. | |
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| Oh officer, can we go on some navel manoeuvres when we get there? | |
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| Yep, go to urbandictionary.com and check out the definition of "shmoo"! | |
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| Here's your drink shmoo, want to do coke of my ass when you're finished here? | |
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| Here ya go Uncle, your meal as ordered | |
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| Thanks Dip, and here's a chaste kiss for ya! | |
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