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The Arguments of the Wealthy by eddieschoeberl on 04-06-2016
Charles and Nancy Lounge at their Lavish Estate
Charles, I think we should invest in a yacht to add to our (grandiose) collection of automobiles and other vehicles. Also I can rub it in Shannon's face!
Sorry, Nancy, but I've been reading up on the economic projections and I think it's time we became more (frugal). I mean, a (frivolous) purchase such as a yacht doesn't do us any good.
Nancy is Angered
But Charles! You own several companies and make more than enough money to buy several yachts. Your financial status has (floursihed) over the years and left you in a position where you can buy virtually anything you want!
Darling, we cannot continue to throw away our money like this. It would be much more (feasible) for us to purchase a smaller boat to take on mid-morning floats on our private lake.
Nancy Leaves, Seething with Rage
I wish just for once you would (heed) my suggestions! You've truly angered me, Charles. I'll be in the study reading. Talk to me when you're ready to come to your senses.
What?! I've purchased every (garish) item you've asked for and put your name in the inheritance. You don't work, you suck up my money, and then pin this on me? Maybe you should stay in the study until you're ready to apologize!
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