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 | Hi. I'm Ted. |  |
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 | Ted, what the hell? Are you blind? Look at my right hand. What's it holding? Look at my left hand. It's in my pocket, isn't it? |  |
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 | ...I...I just wanted to shake your hand, that's all. |  |
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 | Yeah, well I don't "do" shakes, Ted. God. You're lucky you're not Asian. |  |
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 | Hi. I'm John. |  |
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 | GO HOME, TERRORIST! |  |
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