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Tim's jaded life. by Constance_Olivia on 08-25-2006
Meeting David....
Gosh Tim, I can't believe how hot I am for you! I know we hardly know one another but you're sooo hot.....
oh Baby... can I stay at your place tonight? It will just be for night... The parking lot at the gas station... is full.
Busted
Oh...God why are the police here? I swear I didn't steal any drugs...
Tim Feeney? We have warrant for your arrest... Failure to pay child support, Identy theft, making lewd and obscene phone calls, false and fictous plates, driving while suspended. You are going away.. for a very long time.
Jail... time for Timmy
I ON WAS ON THE PHONE WITH MY SONS..I TALK TO THEM EVERY DAY... I AM GREAT MAN.. NOT HAVING PHONE SEX.. I NEVER HEARD OF PHONE SEX... I AM NOT GAY.. I HAVE CHILDREN... I AM A GREAT DAD. I NEVER STOLE MY DAUGHTERS IDENTY. I DIDN'T KNOW MY LICENSE WAS SUSPEND... THE DRUGS ARE NOT MINE!!! PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL.. I LOOK AWFUL IN ORANGE.
Sir you are a total scumbag. You lie, cheat and steal from everyone. You steal from your children, and dying father...
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