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 | Hey kiddies! I'm Drunken Joe, here to announce today's contest winner! |  |
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 | I mean, that's what I was hired to do. But instead I'm going to tell you that whatever show it is you're watching is crap. Please change the channel as soon as I stop talking. |  |
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 | You aren't supposed to masturbate on TV. |  |
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