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| OK Castaways! From this point on, the island will be up to ISO Standards! | |
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| Sir...We'll fall behind. It's impracticle! It will be chaos run amuck! | |
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| Listen "DILBERT", if we switch to ISO requirements, other islands will do business with us. Island stock will triple. We'll rule the universe! | |
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| ISO (Idiot Standard Operations) sheesh..which islands would be foolish enuff to fall for that? | |
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| Sir? There's a Mr. Skipper from Howell Industries on line one. He saved a million dollars by documenting the ammount of toilet paper used on his island. He then doubled his profits by recycling that same toilet paper as Lost comic strips. | |
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