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The Boat Salesman by 19carsonbeagles on 03-11-2016
Boat 1
Hey, how much would that drift boat over there cost me?
Oh, that boat is a fine choice for an (elite) fisherman. If you fish, this will make you very (elated)Hey, how much would that drift boat over there cost me?
Boat 2
Sorry, I will have to pass, I don't fish.
Well maybe this boat will be your (ecstasy). This fine raft over here has some of the best (enhancements) I have ever seen. Though it looks a little beat up, nothing but a little(embellishment) will cover that up.
Boat 3
Sorry, that work doesn't look (enticing).
Well I'm sorry that we could not fit your needs for a simple boat.
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