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| I am a world class cook and have studied many many years to be here! Wait till you try my sauce! | |
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| I started in the backwoods of Iowa, cookin' for my family of twentytwo youngins! I'll whoop your ass! | |
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| I cook for thousands of jerks a year, smell like a damn french fry, and I still can't pay off my student loan. Wait till you try MY sauce! | |
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| I suck dick! | |
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