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 | An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. | |
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| The Englishman and the Irishman keep buying the Scotsman drinks, but order tonic water for themselves. | |
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| When the Scotsman passes out they carry him home and hack him into chunks on the kitchen floor. | |
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