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 | Drunken Joe, I'm just reading your autobiography here. It says you "spent your childhood eating cheese and masturbating." |  |
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 | That's correct, sir. |  |
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 | When you say "child", do you mean 14, or 8? |  |
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 | 6 or 7. |  |
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 | So you masturbated when you were 6 years old? |  |
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 | I've been masturbating all my life, sir. We've gone over this in like three different comics. |  |
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