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Drunk Driver by OliverMasssssssie on 01-05-2016
"Have you been drinking tonight sir? Because you seem very "estatic." Not to mention you are not being "eloquent" enough for me to understand you."
"Excuse me sir, I am not driving under the influence! That is completely irresponsible!"
"Don't question my authority. I am "elite" to you and if I hear your mouth one more time I am going to take you in!"
"Just because I have a drink in my hand, while driving and acting "elated," doesn't mean I am doing what you think I am doing."
"Don't try to "embellish" me with your compliments. It doesn't make the fact that you are being illegal okay."
"Listen here, I am very "enticing" with my words and I know that to be a fact. That's why I am going to escape Scott free, and your not going to do anything. Alright then, bye."
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