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The Job by Simon222 on 01-05-2016
Hello Mr. Tom. Thank you for meeting me on the moon. I call you here because I need a (mercenary) to do what ever I say, and in return I will give you a large amount of money.
How (ominous) of you to ask me all of the sudden. I feel that this may be a bad idea.
The reason I ask for your help is because I am in a tough spot and I need somebody that is very (meticulous) in their work and will do their very best.
I am a (notorious) criminal that has done his fair share of killing, but I have become widely known by almost everyone and may get caught easily.
Well if you are to take this job. You should know this isn't some (mundane) assassination that all crooks have done. This will be a very serious mission.
Just give me time to think.
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