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An Eiffel Tower Waiter by SarahStearns on 12-16-2015
Paris is packed with tourists and everyone wants the man in the purples waist coat's food.....
Hey! You there! "Mundane" man, yes you! Why are you selling food at MY Eiffel tower??
Your Eiffel tower? And I am not as ordinary as you say I am. By the way, you can't own the Eiffel tower and I am a little bit of a "mercenary" and will do anything for a buck or two.THAT is why I am selling food here.
This is MY Eiffel tower! Now get your "mediocre" quality food out of my tourist attraction!
Sir! My food is not boring! Try some, you will see that the topping placement is "meticulous" and that the food is mouth watering.
The toppings are very precise....and the food IS tasty......but you MUST leave. Your presence is making me "morose", just the thought of you puts me in a gloomy mood.
Well sir, I am sorry. But you shall leave before I will, now good day!
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