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 | Hey! You there! "Mundane" man, yes you! Why are you selling food at MY Eiffel tower?? |  |
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 | Your Eiffel tower? And I am not as ordinary as you say I am. By the way, you can't own the Eiffel tower and I am a little bit of a "mercenary" and will do anything for a buck or two.THAT is why I am selling food here. |  |
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 | This is MY Eiffel tower! Now get your "mediocre" quality food out of my tourist attraction! |  |
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 | Sir! My food is not boring! Try some, you will see that the topping placement is "meticulous" and that the food is mouth watering. |  |
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 | The toppings are very precise....and the food IS tasty......but you MUST leave. Your presence is making me "morose", just the thought of you puts me in a gloomy mood. |  |
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 | Well sir, I am sorry. But you shall leave before I will, now good day! |  |
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