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Steven Loves Lobster by 123pizza on 12-09-2015
Steven is in Europe in a place that is (notorious) for having the best lobster in the world.
Hello Sir! Welcome to my (negligible) establishment. Would you care to sample the (mediocre) lobster tail?
Wow this guy sure is (melancholy) about his cafe.
Pardon me sir, but your cafe has the best lobster in the whole entire world! It fills me with (mirth), and it is certainly not (mundane) to eat here.You seem so (nonchalant) about being so (negligent) about your cafe. All I have to say is that this cafe (nurtures) me every time I eat here. I flew all the way from Chicago to come here for goodness sake!
Wow, you used a lot of big words in those few sentences. I hate to break this to you kid, but my cafe is getting shut down due to a rat infestation.
Ewww! Rats! This establishment needs to be torn to the ground! ARE YOU CRAZY!? WHO WOULD EAT HERE?!
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