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Drunk Driver! by OliverMasssssssie on 11-26-2015
"Have you been drinking tonight sir? Because you seem "ecstatic." Not to mention you are not being "eloquent" enough for me to 100% understand you.
"Excuse me sir, I am not driving under the influence! That is completely irresponsible!
"Don't question my authority. I am "elite" to you and if I hear your mouth one more time I am going to take you in!"
Just because I have a drink in my hand, while drivng, and acting "elated," doesn't mean that I am doing what you think I'm doing."
"Don't try to "embellish" me with your compliments. It doesn't make the fact that your are being illegal okay.
Listen here, I am very "enticing" with my words. I know that to be a fact. THat is why I am going to escape Scott free, and your not going to do anything. Alright then, bye.
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