| Meanwhile, at Gov. Sam Brownback's press conference... |
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 | And uh, by eliminating uncessary, uh, expenses, I can lower taxes for every working Kansan! My new policy will grow & stabilize our economy--something I know my people are looking for! | |
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| That's a wrap! Wait, sir, are you referring to school budgets? I know the government control school spending, but don't you think it'll dampen student life & create an uneducated public? | |
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| Oh, what does the public know? It's perfect Reganomics, and by cutting taxes more corporations like the Koch brothers can hire more people, and more people working equals more money in the economy! It all makes perfect sense! | |
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| Alright man. I'll let you handle the economics, because I'm just a camera man and I don't know whats going on. I gotta tell you, though, a lot of students & teachers are kind of mad. They have to cut a lot of the arts programs. | |
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| Oh, Mr. Brownback! Let me play you a little song on my violin! *plays a very squeaky version of ode to joy* | |
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| Oh dear. This is just horrible. Doesn't this girl have a music teacher or something? How the heck are we raising our children to be this bad? | |
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