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A Grecian Hot Dog by SarahStearns on 11-17-2015
Hello ma'am, how may I help you? You hair is "impeccable" by the way, I wish I could make my hair look perfect...
Thank you so much! I do my hair like this every morning, it is always "homogenous", I wonder what it would be like for my hair not to be identical.
Well I am sure it would be lovely, do you want a hot dog? They are "indigenous" to Greece!
Hot dogs are NOT "indigenous" to Greece! They have to be native and hot dogs weren't invented before these last couple centuries, and they were made by people! I would love to "indulge" in one and give into my temptations though!
They certainly are native to Greece! Here, take one, it feels native, doesn't it?
What do you even mean by that? Look, I have to go, and by standing in front of the staircase you are "impeding" my way down to the lobby, please, stop slowing me down and move!
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