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forth of July policeman by 19david_tucker on 11-10-2015
Uh you were "hindering" traffic with your driving and i must write you up for it
But my speed was "impeccable"
Yea but you were everywhere except in the lines, being "Incredulous" will just make this worse
I am in the united states navy and I need to get to a party with my comrades and i am "indifferent" about my driving because there was nobody on the road because they are all at the fireworks
Well arguing with me is just "Impeding" you more and I want to be at a party but I am getting paid extra to be out here looking for people like you *rips paper* here's your ticket
Fine be like that *whispers under breath* pork chop
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