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 | Come on baby. We're in Paris, teh city of live. Just let me piiyb. My hand is already near my crotch. | |
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| Please do. My last boyfriend, thegreatkhali, didn't no how to satisfy me. When we had sex, I didn't know if that was his penis or if he was itching my vagina with a toothpick. | |
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| I'm telling ya man, I tapped it, unloaded my man-juice, and was done with the b#tch in three minutes flat. | |
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| Wait...you're telling me you poked an asian chick? Wtf man? Did she pay you or something? | |
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| Wait, so you're telling me he poked an asian chick? How much did she pay him? | |
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| Yep, and I didn't even tell him that the asian chick used to be a man until last year. Now let's f#*k, my left hand is mighty tired from all this action. | |
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