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Rockefeller vs Carnegie: Hero vs Villian by austinroberts1999 on 10-28-2015
Many Many Years Ago...
Rockefeller: Hey, uh so when are you gong to let me ship some of my oil on your trains.
Carnegie: Listen John, I would love to do buisness with you, but at the price that you are asking, YOU would be robbing ME!! I prefer to be the one that does the robbing.
Rockefeller: Andrew, I really need you to work with me here. You have the biggest railroad system in the world. If we work together at low prices we could improve the lives of the American people.
Carnegie: Well John, I hate to say it, but I need to make atleast double what you are asking per barrel.
Rockefeller: Whatever Andrew. I will just use someone else to ship my oil. I am not going to fund someone who feeds off the tears of the American people.
Carnegie: Okay, so be it. I offered my services and you declined. I hope you learn the hard way that there is NO substitute for Carnegie. I am, and always will be, the most powerful man in the world.
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