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"The Cacophony" by OliverMasssssssie on 10-08-2015
"Oh man, this is one of those times where I have to lie to her about how good she was. To be honest, as her camera man/manager I can't lie. She was terrible. I must make sure I am "benign" when telling her she was not pleasant."
"As the president, I must set examples for the younger generation. Therefore, I must say this is good, even though in reality it was not. This is what's called "benevolent" for others. Even though I am saying it's good, in reality it feels like my head is being smashed into a "buttress."
"Where is some popcorn and soda when you need it? Let's see what is on. Discovery Channel, Animal Planet, Sportscenter, HGTV, National Geographic. Nope, nothing that is swiping my attention. Let's keep looking. Oh my gosh, what is that blood curdling screech? It is like fingernails on chalkboard! This is the most horrific, awful, "chronic" "cacophony" I have ever heard.
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