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In Trouble with the Law by sheepsqueezers on 08-08-2006
Yeah, hold on a second, Mom, an officer of the law is giving me his phone number or something.
I'm writing you a ticket, buddy.
Mom, he says he's writing me a ticket. Oh, okay, hold on, I'll ask. Mom wants to know if it's for a Broadway show. If so, can you make it the Lion King? First-row-front woud be good.
You're going to jail, buddy.
Yeah, Mom, he says I'm going to jail. Oh, okay, hold on. Mom says if that's the case, I should keep my butt stowed away.
Mom's got it right. You see, in jail, that kind of butt will put a lotta guys in an up-right-and-locked position. Let's go , buddy.
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