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| Please ma'am I am so sorry. Please don't be (belligerent.) I didn't pin you as a mean person I thought you would be (benevolent) with that beautiful simile of yours. | |
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| Well i'm not, OKAY! Now go get me better food!! | |
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| Yes ma'am I am heading to the kitchen now. | |
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| Oh my lord, what happened out there? | |
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| Some (cantankerous) lady was yelling at me about her meal. | |
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