| There Was A Missionary that was very passionate but also very annoying... |
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 | Hello sir I would like to tell you about our great lord and how he is the most "benevolent" of beings and how he will "bolster" your confidence and self esteem. | |
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| Please stop I'm trying to get to work. | |
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| He tried over and over again to get people to listen. |
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| Hello sir I would like to help you become "clairvoyant" to the feeling of god and how he surrounds you. | |
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| Sir I need to go to my friends wedding. | |
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| When the people he talked to got annoyed they reported him... |
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| Hello officer I would like talk to you about how you can become "buoyant" to the devils ocean. | |
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| Sir we've had multiple reports of your "chronic" behavior you are under arrest for disturbing the peace. | |
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