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 | "Bro. The wedding hasn't even started yet and you are already drinking!?!?!" | |
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| "Haven't you heard? The bride jumped ship 30 minutes ago. No need to let an open bar go to waist." | |
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| "I need a one way ticket out of here." | |
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| "Man that's cold. We should go check on Tom." | |
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| "I want to high five him. He just avoided spousal support. You want a Tom Collins or Crown and Coke?" | |
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