| One day there was a petite little girl who could do nothing more every day than to play her stringless violin in an attempt to make it work. Her father spoke to her firmly and passionately... |
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 | Girl, wont you ever stop trying to get that damned violin to work? | |
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| Daddy i heard it speak | |
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| No matter who tried to lure her away from it, no matter what the conditions, the little girl refused to let go of the stringless violin... |
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| I made you a pizza! | |
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| Mommy, what does "lobotomy" mean? | |
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| Hey its hot in here, lets take off our clothes. | |
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| My violin just told me how many minutes of your life are left. | |
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